Thursday, April 24, 2008

Possible replies to 7 year old's comments (see previous post):



-Didn't you hear? The tooth fairy's server crashed. She can't mapquest our house without it. Microsoft is working hard to get her back working though.



-I'm sorry honey, we didn't want to tell you this way. The tooth fairy was mugged and killed last Friday night. All the robber got away with was $87 in quarters, dimes and nickles. The tragedy.



-Actually, the tooth fairy is real. Mom and Dad just have to place an order whenever you lose a tooth. We didn't know to email her the request.



-OK, you got us. There is no tooth fairy. Santa Clause needs to do something in the off-season and he pretends to be the tooth fairy. So really it is Santa Clause's fault. He forgot you.

-Did you add the tooth fairy to your myspace friends. The tooth fairy no longer delivers to anyone not in her "extended network".

OK, that's enough sillyness from me. Hope your having fun.


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2 comments:

OhCaptain said...

These worked for us...

1. Is your room clean? Maybe the tooth fairy didn't want to trip on all your toys.

2. Were you naughty at daycare/school and didn't tell us? (Instantaneous confessions)

3. Honey, sometimes these things take time. There might be a lot of kids losing their teeth right now. Just be patient.

4. We didn't know how to tell you this, but your neighbor friends Dad thought the tooth fairy was a burgaler and shot him dead. You can blame him. (We never tried this one, but if you don't like the neighbor kids Dad, it sure could be fun)

Hope these help!

April 24, 2008 at 2:33 PM
SirFWALGMan said...

Every since Daddy Fucked the Tooth Fairy in the back of his car while Mommy was sleeping and then did not call her in the morning she will not come back.

April 24, 2008 at 3:20 PM

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