Friday, January 29, 2010

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Signed, Tiger Woods

4 comments:

PHLUKKE said...

fkn brilliant, L4

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lightning36 said...

He he -- you caught me on this one. I wasn't expecting the ending.

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