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Full Tilt Poker Game #24288536009: $8 + $0.80 Tournament (187929052), Table 10 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:23:19 ET - 2010/09/29
Seat 1: fins1378 (2,235)
Seat 2: chiefbmw (1,928)
Seat 3: chrisp200 (4,675)
Seat 4: gaby26 (3,080)
Seat 5: peedccc (5,280)
Seat 6: jamyhawk (5,495)
Seat 7: ChildOfJesus (17,110)
Seat 8: cincimusicman (2,555)
Seat 9: CPOner (5,670)
jamyhawk posts the small blind of 80
ChildOfJesus posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jamyhawk [Js As]
cincimusicman folds
CPOner raises to 400
fins1378 folds
chiefbmw has 15 seconds left to act
chiefbmw folds
chrisp200 folds
gaby26 folds
peedccc folds
jamyhawk calls 320
ChildOfJesus has 15 seconds left to act
ChildOfJesus calls 240
arielcdg (Observer): gaby folde k j antes
*** FLOP *** [9s 9d Ac]
jamyhawk bets 550
ChildOfJesus calls 550
CPOner folds
*** TURN *** [9s 9d Ac] [9c]
jamyhawk checks
ChildOfJesus bets 1,120
jamyhawk calls 1,120
*** RIVER *** [9s 9d Ac 9c] [4d]
jamyhawk checks
ChildOfJesus bets 4,540
jamyhawk calls 3,425, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 1,115 returned to ChildOfJesus
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ChildOfJesus shows [9h Qc] four of a kind, Nines
jamyhawk mucks
ChildOfJesus wins the pot (11,390) with four of a kind, Nines
gaby26 has been disconnected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11,390 | Rake 0
Board: [9s 9d Ac 9c 4d]
Seat 1: fins1378 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: chiefbmw didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: chrisp200 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: gaby26 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: peedccc (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: jamyhawk (small blind) mucked [Js As] - a full house, Nines full of Aces
Seat 7: ChildOfJesus (big blind) showed [9h Qc] and won (11,390) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 8: cincimusicman didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: CPOner folded on the Flop

9Qoff is a hand I forget to call raises with all the time... Now I know.

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